I’m a Ham. And I can do the Gnam Gnam.

{I can gnamgnam style. Can you?}

The Greek parental units TOTALLY missed the boat when they named me. “Terpsichore” would have been waaaay more appropriate seeing a she was the Greek Muse of dancing and all. Fail, mama and baba. Anyhoo, big ups to photog Alex Tamargo for snapping these zany pictures of me in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

The 411? Twenty-six of Miami’s fashion bloggers collaborated during the month of October to help raise funds for breast cancer in a fashion campaign. We were photographed by Getty photographer Alexander Tamargo at the Shelborne rocking a T-shirt with the words “Fashion for a Cause” which were designed by Annie Vazquez of TheFashionPoet.com. The tee retails for $25 and proceeds benefit The Florida Foundation for Breast Cancer. The top will be sold at boutiques such as My Best Friend’s Closet in Coral Gables, Lilac and Lilies in Ft.Lauderdale, BrandOneThree.com and on Saturday, October 13 during Art Walk at the grand opening launch of Wynwood Squat where the photos of all 26 fashion bloggers will be on exhibit from 7 to 11 p.m. If you come, I promise to teach you how to Dougie. Or twerk. Or Zorba. You choose.

{I’m so gangsta, I throw down peace signs}

{This is me epic failing at attempting to channel the sultry Victoria’s Secret air kiss pose}

{Ok, I’ll behave. But I’m not very good at that.}